QOC, reading "big sibling" book to ducklings: "Papa said, 'You can teach things to the new baby, like how to burp with its mouth closed.'"
DOB's mother, overhearing: (hysterical laughter)
QOC: Hmmm. I don't think your Papa would say anything like that.
DOB, hearing about it later: "Is it possible to burp with your mouth closed?"