Do not ball your eyes out. It sounds like an exceedingly painful self-operation done with dull kitchen implements.
If you must, bawl your eyes out.
Thank you,
~Grammar Commando (Whose alter ego has been lurking on too many maternal message boards, where careful grammar is NOT the order of the day.)
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I was ready to blip you an email about the misspelling in the first line - and then I read the rest of the entry.
Good advice, by the way. I think the "bawling" is much easier to recover from.
Oh! That cracked me up! I read the first line, was shocked at the error and then thought, "I'm not at my best when pregnant either."
Glad it's not that bad.
I might have bawled.
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