Monday, March 03, 2008

Please, everyone

Do not ball your eyes out. It sounds like an exceedingly painful self-operation done with dull kitchen implements.

If you must, bawl your eyes out.

Thank you,

~Grammar Commando (Whose alter ego has been lurking on too many maternal message boards, where careful grammar is NOT the order of the day.)

2 comments:

Steve said...

I was ready to blip you an email about the misspelling in the first line - and then I read the rest of the entry.

Good advice, by the way. I think the "bawling" is much easier to recover from.

Eric and Wendy said...

Oh! That cracked me up! I read the first line, was shocked at the error and then thought, "I'm not at my best when pregnant either."

Glad it's not that bad.

I might have bawled.