Saturday, January 29, 2005

Random thoughts

  • Just heard an advertisement for Advil Liquigels--"With real liquid!" As opposed to those competitors, who only have fake liquid in theirs.
  • His Majesty has started taking a preventive tonic for high blood pressure: high-proof cayenne pepper in a vodka tincture. Now there's a manly drink.
  • Why do I get more woken up by the alarm not going off on the weekend than by it going off on weekdays? Lying wide awake at 4:45 am on a Saturday is just not right.

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