QOC: You know that song that goes "Duh, duh, da-duh, da-duh-duh?" I found it online yesterday. It's called "Scotland the Brave."
DOB: That's a stupid name. Scotland isn't brave.
QOC: It's not?
DOB: No, Scotland is just a piece of dirt. Its only use is keeping Scotsmen out of the ocean.
QOC: I think it's poetic use of the language to indicate that Scotsmen are brave.
DOB: Then they should call it "Scotsmen the Brave." Now with "America the Beautiful," it's accurate, because America really is beautiful.
QOC: Even though many Americans are in fact homely?
Side note: Do you see our burgundy carrots? Do they look burgundy enough? I'm afraid I may need a different backdrop.