Tuesday, March 29, 2005

Lessons Learned Over the Weekend

  • If a full beard is an essential part of a costume, it's best to have an understudy beard available, even if your actor possesses a magnificent beard of his own.
  • People who have their heart set on wearing a particular outfit on a particular day should not get pregnant two months beforehand.
  • Before making suggestive comments backstage about a fellow cast member, make sure your lapel mike is turned off.
  • When asked, "Do you prefer crunchy or soft chocolate chip cookies?" clarify in your answer that chocolate chip cookies in any form will be gratefully received.
  • Children who get inadequate water during the day may not sleep very well at night owing to severe digestive distress.
  • It's a good thing children have two parents, because my brain can't get past crying=hunger at 1 a.m.

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