Some people carry the "fairy-tale wedding" concept a bit too far.

OK, I can picture the bride in wings attended by fairies, but where on earth did they find groomsmen willing to be "frolicking elves"? It's hard enough to get a guy into a tux. Now if they were playing Tolkien elves, armed for an Orc attack, I could imagine it better.

I would thank Deontologist, but I bet he just gakked it from Dave Barry.