How to be cool: Drive around with The Ride of the Valkyries cranked up.
I actually can well imagine this could induce speeding. Maybe that's why one rarely hears the classical station play it.
Hey, even worse would be those songs that are really slow in some spots and really pounding in others. No doubt those drivers that DOB gets stuck behind who always go 70 in passing zones and 35 in no-passing zones are listening to Bolero or something.