Saturday, April 24, 2004

Chickens are Evil

An attorney in Nicaragua is arguing on behalf of his client that it was actually the rooster and hens who owned the drugs and guns, not the client.

Yes, folks, it is the chickens' fault. I recommend this argument to all young lawyers with struggling criminal defense practices.

I need to keep a closer eye on my flock of rubber chickens. Who knows WHAT they're hiding in the closet.

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