Seven reasons not to paint with toddlers:
Dancing and painting are two art forms that really don't mix.
Poster paint tastes terrible, and it will be your fault.
Green paint is very difficult to get out of blond hair.
You don't want to hear "I need to go potty" while you have the bathroom full of paint cleanup.
They think this, like all other activities, can be conducted in your lap.
They're so short they trip on Papa's t-shirts when they wear them for smocks.
The basement floor doesn't need yellow splotches.
Two reasons to paint with toddlers: