Saturday, May 06, 2006

D1's Program for World Conquest

Do you find your diminutive stature and slight build weakening your impact? Would you like to cut a more imposing figure and bend the world to your will? Try D1's Image Enhancement Program for increasing bulk. Just add eight layers of clothes to your standard attire and grab a hammer! The world is yours!

(I think that's actually a turtle puzzle she's treading under foot, but everyone knows the world rests on the back of a giant turtle.)


the Joneses said...

In Stuart's world, that would make D1 a "bulky hammer giant."

-- SJ

Uncle Steve said...

But it's not just one turtle - it's turtles all the way down.

Carrie said...

J & I both laughed really hard over this one. Great post!