Problem #1: You used to like reading this blog, but it's gotten really boring since I started talking about courtship.
Solution #1: This is a post that is not about courtship.
Problem #2: You're a manly man, but you really wish you could haul around a ton of junk in one place, like women can in their purses. (But not in your brief case, because you actually keep briefs in there. Legal ones.)
map case. It's military. It's a durable canvas. And it has room for your phone and keys and wallet (so you don't have to sit on it and put your back out) and a couple of notebooks and you favorite pens and a wee ninja.
Problem #3: You have a lot of small children who insist on bringing you flowers with no stems all summer long.