The nice thing about having two is you can finally talk about "the kids." It rolls off the tongue so smoothly:
"The kids keep me so busy."
"I have to go see what the kids are doing."
"Did you check on the kids?"
The annoying thing is that it draws out the fertility police. Especially if you have a full sampling.
"Oh, a girl and a boy! How nice." Sometimes they go ahead and say what they're thinking next: "Now you're all done!"
I missed the posting that only alloted us one of each. We haven't even reached the population replacement rate yet, much less done our part to raise the average IQ of the human gene pool.
The bad thing is, I only have two hands. Can I get a surgical implant of a few more?