1. Stop touching me.
2. So go potty already! I'm not stopping you.
3. No, you do not need help.
4. Can you stop screaming and tell me what actually happened?
5. Please stop touching me.
6. Who left crayons all over the [insert location]?
7. See, you did it!
8. That is a very detailed picture! I can tell you worked hard at it!
9. I'm coming. Count to twenty.
10. Please, please, stop touching me.