Thursday, December 13, 2012

Things I Say Most Often, the Four-Year-Old Twins Edition

1. Stop touching me.

2. So go potty already! I'm not stopping you.

3. No, you do not need help.

4. Can you stop screaming and tell me what actually happened?

5. Please stop touching me.

6. Who left crayons all over the [insert location]?

7. See, you did it!

8. That is a very detailed picture! I can tell you worked hard at it!

9. I'm coming. Count to twenty.

10. Please, please, stop touching me.


Diary of an Autodidact said...

Ah, the fun of being an introvert parent. I'm fairly snuggly, but I have said "stop touching me!" so many times. Particularly with poor child #3 (a boy, no less).

And don't get me started on 3 and 6...

Phyllis said...

"Please stop touching me" is probably the thing I say the most and want to say even more. It's nice to know that I'm not alone.

You don't have to say "stop breathing on me" and "don't touch me right after you've pulled your fingers out of your mouth"? Actually, for me that second one usually comes out as "EWW! Get your slimy fingers off of me!"