Monday, March 22, 2010

Feeding Frenzy

Her Majesty, observing the twins struggling to chew steak: Maybe next time I'll just fix a hot dog for the babies.
D4: Hot dog! Babies! Hot dog! Babies! Hot dog! Babies!
QOC: Actually, I'm thinking maybe *this* time you'd better fix a hot dog for the babies.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Hot dogs? I thought your area of the planet was all vegan and tofu and Starbucks-y.

Please tell me that you're not going to feed these poor innocents something like "tofu hotdog food", an ersatz concoction that resembles the real item like the Velveeta (C)(R) cheese food product resembles real cheese.

Have someone from Idaho or Montana send you real meat hotdogs. Smuggle them in from Canada, or set up a covert operation to bring them in to the coast. But do it.

Please don't let these little ones grow up on falsehoods and empty promises. Who knows how it could affect their voting record later in life?