Today I was noble and actually had school with the older ducklings. Naturally if I made D1 a book, I had to make one for D2, so I did, with everyone's names figuring prominently and a lot of rhyming words since that's about the limit of his reading right now.
At the end I wrote "The End." Then I went back and drew everyone through the book.
When I got to the last page, D2 said, "Hey, draw the end of us!"
I started to smirk at his unconscious pun, when he said, "Yeah, draw the end of us! Draw us all dead!"
Maybe that was why those big pigs were digging.
(D1, of course, prefers morbid math.)